You Might Be a Prostitute
If you can look straight up and see the ceiling of a motel room while you're making the money to make your house payment, chances are......you might be a prostitute.*
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Ordinarily, whenever the police arrive at your house, it is unannounced and uninvited.But when someone shows up at your place with the police, and the biggest thing you see wrong with this picture is...
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when your priest is arrested for a sexual offense, and your first thought is, "Well, at least it wasn't with a kid." Take a look. Hey, it was consensual. They agreed on a price beforehand. No word...
View ArticleHow to Tell if You Are a Prostitute
Take the test to see if you are a prostitute.If you can answer ‘true’ to any of these questions, give yourself the number of points indicated.1). You or any member of your immediate family was ever at...
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If you see that someone has posted the definition to the word 'Dumb' followed by the definition of the word 'whore' and you feel certain that this must be a personal reference to you......you might be...
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One thing that bugs me is when I hear someone talk about how smart this Sherry is. I don't think she's smart at all. If you look at everything she's done, she's pretty dumb.What has she done that's so...
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If you and your shiftless ex-husband neither one were working steady for about two years, and you were putting everything on a credit card, including your rent of about $850 a month, and you think that...
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Suppose that just ONE SINGLE CONSULTATION with a psychologist can be decisively significant in determining such a weighty matter as whether your drug-addicted brother should go in to a 30-day inpatient...
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If you are such a failure as a parent that you are unable to socialize your children to the point where they know how to act when they're out in public, and you are so stupid as to believe that this...
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If everything about you shouts out that you are the living embodiment of the phrase "You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash,"...you might be an...
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Dunno why: Frivolous lawsuits are those filed by a party or attorney who is aware they are without merit, because of a lack of supporting legal argument or factual basis for the claims. Frivolous...
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If you believe that being deceitful, belligerent, and underhanded are the most desirable qualities that you can think of in a mate, and you somehow believe that a person that shows those character...
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It's good to see some of this silly shit get batted down:Owner of dog failed to assert a viable constitutional claim in seeking damages for the loss of 60 days of the companionship of her pet on a...
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If you are a mentally ill woman with a drinking problem that is crazy about some illiterate truck driver and view him as the love-child of Mohattma Ghandi and Jesus Christ's virgin sister, and no...
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FOR HIRE: Ignorant whore available for immediate prostitution and/or instruction in grammar & composition. Extensive experience. Will work in or outside of the greater St. Louis area, such as the...
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If you feel compelled to lie to everyone around you about who and what you are in order to gain some measure of acceptance because you are such a rotten individual and you have already passed judgment...
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30-24-3. Bribery or intimidation of a witness; retaliation against a witness.A. Bribery or intimidation of a witness consists of any person knowingly:(1) giving or offering to give anything of value to...
View ArticleSo Long and Thanks for All the Fish
By Scarlet W. BlueActually, this post has nothing to do with fish or Douglas Adams. I just think that title is hilarious.Blogging is an addiction. I can't pretend to understand why anyone else does it,...
View ArticleCan we quit blaming the benefit recipients?
Oh, those poor doctors who don't get reimbursed enough! Bunch of thievin' bastards.
View ArticleWant some hot horse jizz with that?
What's worse than eating a bug? Washing it down with a hot glass of horse cum.No, I am not sick enough to think of this: Long renowned for pioneering extreme sports such as bungee-jumping and...
View ArticleOn the other hand...it's Arkansas
Think YOUR legislator is stupid? How about this?The Arkansas legislature has the nation's highest percentage of state lawmakers who have not attended college at all, according to a new study by the...
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